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Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off
We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da
wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz da note duzznt wook good. mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy sew mutch, We use a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit in da kichen for awl da dwinkin wadder. Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny wadder, kant effen pour inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle fingy. The managur got really snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off cuz da note dey tayped tew da dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz been r00d to dem . Dat managur shud be fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares ubaowt thu people hoo wiv heer n not jest ubaowt da toonas dey hafta pay tew liv heer. N dey keep upping toonas on owr spase effery yeer. Dey gots no respext for 'old peeple' wike dey uzed tew n datz not rite. Dere r tew minny meen hoomins. But dere r indeedy sum nise ones tew n I gnow wots uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da Community Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz.. Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, I hab a nice roof offer mine hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise, n tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter, adbenshure tew go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git sum. I wuffs yoo gize Mosey Wadderqat Fealing hawt n silly |
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Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off
Haff ur mommie take dem bin fingies out of da fridge and fill dem wiff
wadder for yourownselfvzes. Fill anyfing dat will hole wadder. "Mosey `=`^..^`=`" wrote in message ... We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz da note duzznt wook good. mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy sew mutch, We use a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit in da kichen for awl da dwinkin wadder. Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny wadder, kant effen pour inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle fingy. The managur got really snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off cuz da note dey tayped tew da dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz been r00d to dem . Dat managur shud be fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares ubaowt thu people hoo wiv heer n not jest ubaowt da toonas dey hafta pay tew liv heer. N dey keep upping toonas on owr spase effery yeer. Dey gots no respext for 'old peeple' wike dey uzed tew n datz not rite. Dere r tew minny meen hoomins. But dere r indeedy sum nise ones tew n I gnow wots uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da Community Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz.. Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, I hab a nice roof offer mine hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise, n tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter, adbenshure tew go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git sum. I wuffs yoo gize Mosey Wadderqat Fealing hawt n silly |
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Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off
Meowmie jest filled up da bafftub n potz n pans n jars n gwasses sew we gots
pwenty uff wadder. Iff we wanna pway in da wadder, we kan pway inna bafftub cuz etz gonna git hawt ugin. I felled in da tub wast summer wen et wuz full uf wadder n Pa waffed at mine own soaked self. So I dwied off on his pillow. HA! Him had tew sleep onna wet pillow. Mosey "Granby" Haff ur mommie take dem bin fingies out of da fridge and fill dem wiff wadder for yourownselfvzes. Fill anyfing dat will hole wadder. We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz da note duzznt wook good. mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy sew mutch, We use a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit in da kichen for awl da dwinkin wadder. Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny wadder, kant effen pour inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle fingy. The managur got really snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off cuz da note dey tayped tew da dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz been r00d to dem . Dat managur shud be fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares ubaowt thu people hoo wiv heer n not jest ubaowt da toonas dey hafta pay tew liv heer. N dey keep upping toonas on owr spase effery yeer. Dey gots no respext for 'old peeple' wike dey uzed tew n datz not rite. Dere r tew minny meen hoomins. But dere r indeedy sum nise ones tew n I gnow wots uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da Community Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz.. Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, I hab a nice roof offer mine hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise, n tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter, adbenshure tew go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git sum. I wuffs yoo gize Mosey Wadderqat Fealing hawt n silly |
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On Jun 2, 2:43*am, "Mosey `=`^..^`=`"
wrote: Meowmie jest filled up da bafftub n potz n pans n jars n gwasses sew we gots pwenty uff wadder. *Iff we wanna pway in da wadder, we kan pway inna bafftub cuz etz gonna git hawt ugin. *I felled in da tub wast summer wen et wuz full uf wadder n Pa waffed at mine own soaked self. *So I dwied off on his pillow. *HA! *Him *had tew sleep onna wet pillow. * Da Feather, who livd wiff usses till he went too da RB, use to tell bout how he fell in da tub wen he was watshing r Uncl Bill, his Daddy, tak a baff. An Uncl Bill _started_ to waff butted den da Feather gotted reel gud TRAKSHUN on Uncl Bill's chest, sew hee cood WEEP outta da tub. Sew Uncl Bill laffed an bleeded. -- Sunrise Mosey "Granby" Haff ur mommie take dem bin fingies out of da fridge and fill dem wiff wadder for yourownselfvzes. *Fill anyfing dat will hole wadder. We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. *I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz da note duzznt wook good. *mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy sew mutch, *We use a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit *in da kichen for awl da dwinkin wadder. Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny wadder, kant effen pour inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle fingy.. The managur got really snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off cuz da note dey tayped tew da dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz *been r00d to dem . Dat managur shud be fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares ubaowt thu people hoo wiv heer n not jest ubaowt da toonas *dey hafta pay tew liv heer. *N dey keep upping toonas on owr spase effery yeer. *Dey gots no respext for 'old peeple' wike dey uzed tew n datz *not rite. Dere r tew minny meen hoomins. *But dere r indeedy sum nise ones tew n I gnow wots uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da Community Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz.. Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, *I hab a nice roof offer mine hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise, n tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter, adbenshure tew go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? *Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git sum. I wuffs yoo gize Mosey *Wadderqat Fealing hawt n silly- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - |
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OUCH!!!
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Jun 2, 2:43 am, "Mosey `=`^..^`=`" wrote: Meowmie jest filled up da bafftub n potz n pans n jars n gwasses sew we gots pwenty uff wadder. Iff we wanna pway in da wadder, we kan pway inna bafftub cuz etz gonna git hawt ugin. I felled in da tub wast summer wen et wuz full uf wadder n Pa waffed at mine own soaked self. So I dwied off on his pillow. HA! Him had tew sleep onna wet pillow. Da Feather, who livd wiff usses till he went too da RB, use to tell bout how he fell in da tub wen he was watshing r Uncl Bill, his Daddy, tak a baff. An Uncl Bill _started_ to waff butted den da Feather gotted reel gud TRAKSHUN on Uncl Bill's chest, sew hee cood WEEP outta da tub. Sew Uncl Bill laffed an bleeded. -- Sunrise Mosey "Granby" Haff ur mommie take dem bin fingies out of da fridge and fill dem wiff wadder for yourownselfvzes. Fill anyfing dat will hole wadder. We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz da note duzznt wook good. mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy sew mutch, We use a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit in da kichen for awl da dwinkin wadder. Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny wadder, kant effen pour inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle fingy. The managur got really snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off cuz da note dey tayped tew da dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz been r00d to dem . Dat managur shud be fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares ubaowt thu people hoo wiv heer n not jest ubaowt da toonas dey hafta pay tew liv heer. N dey keep upping toonas on owr spase effery yeer. Dey gots no respext for 'old peeple' wike dey uzed tew n datz not rite. Dere r tew minny meen hoomins. But dere r indeedy sum nise ones tew n I gnow wots uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da Community Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz.. Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, I hab a nice roof offer mine hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise, n tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter, adbenshure tew go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git sum. I wuffs yoo gize Mosey Wadderqat Fealing hawt n silly- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - |
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Dat iz xattully wat I wuz gonna say. Mosey hoo needs a manicure
"Granby" OUCH!!! "Will in New Haven" On Jun 2, 2:43 am, "Mosey `=`^..^`=`" wrote: Meowmie jest filled up da bafftub n potz n pans n jars n gwasses sew we gots pwenty uff wadder. Iff we wanna pway in da wadder, we kan pway inna bafftub cuz etz gonna git hawt ugin. I felled in da tub wast summer wen et wuz full uf wadder n Pa waffed at mine own soaked self. So I dwied off on his pillow. HA! Him had tew sleep onna wet pillow. Da Feather, who livd wiff usses till he went too da RB, use to tell bout how he fell in da tub wen he was watshing r Uncl Bill, his Daddy, tak a baff. An Uncl Bill _started_ to waff butted den da Feather gotted reel gud TRAKSHUN on Uncl Bill's chest, sew hee cood WEEP outta da tub. Sew Uncl Bill laffed an bleeded. -- Sunrise Mosey "Granby" Haff ur mommie take dem bin fingies out of da fridge and fill dem wiff wadder for yourownselfvzes. Fill anyfing dat will hole wadder. We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz da note duzznt wook good. mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy sew mutch, We use a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit in da kichen for awl da dwinkin wadder. Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny wadder, kant effen pour inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle fingy. The managur got really snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off cuz da note dey tayped tew da dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz been r00d to dem . Dat managur shud be fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares ubaowt thu people hoo wiv heer n not jest ubaowt da toonas dey hafta pay tew liv heer. N dey keep upping toonas on owr spase effery yeer. Dey gots no respext for 'old peeple' wike dey uzed tew n datz not rite. Dere r tew minny meen hoomins. But dere r indeedy sum nise ones tew n I gnow wots uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da Community Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz.. Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, I hab a nice roof offer mine hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise, n tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter, adbenshure tew go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git sum. I wuffs yoo gize Mosey Wadderqat Fealing hawt n silly- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - |
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Will in New Haven wrote:
On Jun 2, 2:43Â*am, "Mosey `=`^..^`=`" wrote: Meowmie jest filled up da bafftub n potz n pans n jars n gwasses sew we gots pwenty uff wadder. Â*Iff we wanna pway in da wadder, we kan pway inna bafftub cuz etz gonna git hawt ugin. Â*I felled in da tub wast summer wen et wuz full uf wadder n Pa waffed at mine own soaked self. Â*So I dwied off on his pillow. Â*HA! Â*Him Â*had tew sleep onna wet pillow. Da Feather, who livd wiff usses till he went too da RB, use to tell bout how he fell in da tub wen he was watshing r Uncl Bill, his Daddy, tak a baff. An Uncl Bill _started_ to waff butted den da Feather gotted reel gud TRAKSHUN on Uncl Bill's chest, sew hee cood WEEP outta da tub. Sew Uncl Bill laffed an bleeded. -- Sunrise Gudgud story Sunrise. Purrrrs fur Da Feather... and fur Unca Bills chest. -- Peace, Fred (Remove FFFf from my email address to reply by email). |
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We gotz owr wadder bak Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off
Dey jest turned da wadder bak on...yaaaaaaaaay. It iz 5 pm n 87 degreez
heer neer Seattle. Dat iz tew hawt fur me n maykes boff Meomie n Pa mad eezy!! Dey dunt git madd wiff me, but wiff eech uther. Hoominz kan be sew silly. Meowmie iz gonna kool off n hab sum oringe sherbert. Want sum? Mosey...hot. We is wachin NCIS. |
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Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off
chikum iz a gud thingta wish fur... we iz all gettin nerfuz rownd here,
furzt two new kittee jailz kamed in mine lifinrum, now soft iz cleanin up da owlde onez... diz uzulai meanz we iz gowinta ted... anna i heard soft talkin onna ringybox to da new ted tek, whut haznot meeted allauses... Tiger catcerned "Mosey `=`^..^`=`" wrote in message ... We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz da note duzznt wook good. mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy sew mutch, We use a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit in da kichen for awl da dwinkin wadder. Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny wadder, kant effen pour inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle fingy. The managur got really snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off cuz da note dey tayped tew da dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz been r00d to dem . Dat managur shud be fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares ubaowt thu people hoo wiv heer n not jest ubaowt da toonas dey hafta pay tew liv heer. N dey keep upping toonas on owr spase effery yeer. Dey gots no respext for 'old peeple' wike dey uzed tew n datz not rite. Dere r tew minny meen hoomins. But dere r indeedy sum nise ones tew n I gnow wots uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da Community Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz.. Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, I hab a nice roof offer mine hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise, n tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter, adbenshure tew go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git sum. I wuffs yoo gize Mosey Wadderqat Fealing hawt n silly |
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