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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
whooooooooa gud lookin, hey dere.
(Red Rory flicks his tail winsomely) : ~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and wanders off, : looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~ : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : brains : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean : fields of rural Texas. : : Einstein whispers : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : it : an smoke it and... : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna : need help. : Red Rory : : : : : |
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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and wanders off,
looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~ "squiffer" wrote in message ... Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the brains of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean fields of rural Texas. Einstein whispers Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch it an smoke it and... (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna need help. Red Rory |
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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
HEY! That's my winkwink you're messing with, sir.
Hunter, turning so Red Rory can get a better look at his 23 pounds of Maine Coon self whooooooooa gud lookin, hey dere. (Red Rory flicks his tail winsomely) : ~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and wanders off, : looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~ : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : brains : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean : fields of rural Texas. : : Einstein whispers : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : it : an smoke it and... : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna : need help. : Red Rory : : : : : |
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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
"squiffer" wrote in message ... : : :: Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian :: grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : brains :: of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the : mean :: fields of rural Texas. :: :: Einstein whispers :: :: Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of :: bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well : Sumkat :: skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his :: contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : it :: an smoke it and... :: (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) :: :: Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we : gonna :: need help. :: Red Rory :: :: There's a telltale flicker as a somewhat badly-adjusted teleporter :: leaves a lean tuxedo shorthair a few feet from the conspiritors :: :: "Did I heer dat NIP might burn upp?? Iffn yooo gyz issa gonna wescue :: it, Iyam wiff yoo. Iyam a tough barncat boy wiff furry qwik reflekses :: annna I dunno no feeer. I chased a racoom off r porch wun tim." :: :: Wascal : : A racoom? Dat's impressive. Red? ya' gud wit him? : (Einstein nods towards the lean tux kat?) : : On trial yah, what thuh hell. : Red Rory : : Now itz gonna be tuff. Sumkat might kum bak to get that nip, so we gotsa : fight ta keep it..an we gotta git it too. Kin yu drive ennything fast? : Einstein : Yo, Einstein? I herd that dam drool sound agin. Red Rory (sniffing suspiciously) ub: Drool? What drool?. I don't *drool,* cowboy. Emma, getting huffy |
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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
dam an' ain't yu got some grate taste. Fine lookin gal. Tayke gud keer o'
her or sumkat else mite. Red Rory (tail slightly bushed. After all, he weighs 20 pounds) : HEY! That's my winkwink you're messing with, sir. : : Hunter, turning so Red Rory can get a better look at his 23 pounds of : Maine Coon self : : : whooooooooa gud lookin, hey dere. : (Red Rory flicks his tail winsomely) : : : ~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and wanders : off, : : looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~ : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : : brains : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the : mean : : fields of rural Texas. : : : : Einstein whispers : : : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well : Sumkat : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : : it : : an smoke it and... : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we : gonna : : need help. : : Red Rory : : : : : : : : : : : : : |
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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Corse we do, we IS Kats!
Einstein (full of contempt, ears slightly back) : hmmm. Certainly an interesting bunch. Do you suppose they wash? : : Hunter : : : ~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and wanders off, : looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~ : : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : brains : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean : fields of rural Texas. : : Einstein whispers : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : it : an smoke it and... : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna : need help. : Red Rory : : : : : : |
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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
[cameo Maine Coon walks over to Red Rory, takes a paw, flips the upstart
over, and sits on him.] Keep to the topic, kid, and stop insulting my Phoebe. Hunty [orange/white half-meezer appears] MOTHER! Are you ok? Patrick, turning to glare at the offender [red/white 19 pound Maine Coon and Chief Justicat Skye appears, taking in the situation.] Do you need a warrant, Hunter? Skye, waiting to see what Red Rory does next - or not dam an' ain't yu got some grate taste. Fine lookin gal. Tayke gud keer o' her or sumkat else mite. Red Rory (tail slightly bushed. After all, he weighs 20 pounds) : HEY! That's my winkwink you're messing with, sir. : : Hunter, turning so Red Rory can get a better look at his 23 pounds of : Maine Coon self : : : whooooooooa gud lookin, hey dere. : (Red Rory flicks his tail winsomely) : : : ~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and wanders : off, : : looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~ : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian : : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : : brains : : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the : mean : : fields of rural Texas. : : : : Einstein whispers : : : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well : Sumkat : : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : : it : : an smoke it and... : : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we : gonna : : need help. : : Red Rory : : : : : : : : : : : |
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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
That's good to hear, boys. See you later.
Hunter Corse we do, we IS Kats! Einstein (full of contempt, ears slightly back) : hmmm. Certainly an interesting bunch. Do you suppose they wash? : : Hunter : : : ~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and wanders off, : looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~ : : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : brains : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean : fields of rural Texas. : : Einstein whispers : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : it : an smoke it and... : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna : need help. : Red Rory : : : : : : |
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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Once a year purrhaps.
Phoebe, taking Hunter's paw "Storm and Skye" wrote in message .. . hmmm. Certainly an interesting bunch. Do you suppose they wash? Hunter ~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and wanders off, looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~ "squiffer" wrote in message ... Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the brains of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean fields of rural Texas. Einstein whispers Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch it an smoke it and... (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna need help. Red Rory |
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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
~Phoebe's big blue eyes widen in surprise~
"squiffer" wrote in message ... whooooooooa gud lookin, hey dere. (Red Rory flicks his tail winsomely) : ~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and wanders off, : looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~ : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : brains : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean : fields of rural Texas. : : Einstein whispers : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : it : an smoke it and... : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna : need help. : Red Rory : : : : : |
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