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#1
October 2nd 11, 07:55 PM
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Neegwected agen!
Wees had a furry nerfwakkin speerience.
We wus inna Colditz......ummmmh.....cattewy - ware wees bin fur twu weeks inna cold n wet n damp n dwaft n dark...sob.. We has twied tu bee braif....furry braif, fur awl dose weeks wen thu hoomins tuked themselfs owf tu thu sunnyshine an thu seeside, neffur effun finkin bowt thare woyal fuwwy fwends...sob.. Dey camed home tudae (they don't know that we came home yesterday) n ventually dey wemembewed dat they had weft sum kitties sumware n came tu getted usses. We wus braif...wen we herd da voyces, we VAGUELY wemembered dems. N wen dey twied tu get usses tu go wiff dems, we woodn't! No way! sob...sob... Da boy whu wus wookin afftur usses wus waffin! Waffin! Dose awrful hoomins just waffed n gwabbed usses n put usses in de jails. sob. Weww.......wen we wus poot inna cawr we wus braif...furry braif. Den, wen we wus harfway home [ usin da tewm woosely] furst Sukie did da dirsgustin fing .......an stinked thu cawr owt compweetly......So stinky dat effun she coodnt stand it! Den wen thu stinky wus dyin down.....ME did da dirsgustin fing n me weely stinked da cawr owt! Hah! Meomie haddta stop thu cawr inna wayby tu kween usses up...den, wen she had cweened usses up n gotted bak inna dwifers seet n bak onna wode, me started hurkin...n wen me hurks, me does da dirgustin fing agen.... Den she weft me tu sit in awl dat fur da west offa jurney! Now sfar as we finks, dis is neegwect...wat dus yu kitties fink? Awl dat way inna stinky jail n neegwected! BAD Meomie!! Jack Gordon, lookin furward tu goin tu thu Bawl. 
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#2
October 2nd 11, 08:13 PM
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Neegwected agen!
Hoominz is KROOL!
Spring, Cinder & Beauty who KNOW On Sun, 2 Oct 2011 11:55:01 -0700 (PDT), rafflescat wrote: Wees had a furry nerfwakkin speerience. We wus inna Colditz......ummmmh.....cattewy - ware wees bin fur twu weeks inna cold n wet n damp n dwaft n dark...sob.. We has twied tu bee braif....furry braif, fur awl dose weeks wen thu hoomins tuked themselfs owf tu thu sunnyshine an thu seeside, neffur effun finkin bowt thare woyal fuwwy fwends...sob.. Dey camed home tudae (they don't know that we came home yesterday) n ventually dey wemembewed dat they had weft sum kitties sumware n came tu getted usses. We wus braif...wen we herd da voyces, we VAGUELY wemembered dems. N wen dey twied tu get usses tu go wiff dems, we woodn't! No way! sob...sob... Da boy whu wus wookin afftur usses wus waffin! Waffin! Dose awrful hoomins just waffed n gwabbed usses n put usses in de jails. sob. Weww.......wen we wus poot inna cawr we wus braif...furry braif. Den, wen we wus harfway home [ usin da tewm woosely] furst Sukie did da dirsgustin fing .......an stinked thu cawr owt compweetly......So stinky dat effun she coodnt stand it! Den wen thu stinky wus dyin down.....ME did da dirsgustin fing n me weely stinked da cawr owt! Hah! Meomie haddta stop thu cawr inna wayby tu kween usses up...den, wen she had cweened usses up n gotted bak inna dwifers seet n bak onna wode, me started hurkin...n wen me hurks, me does da dirgustin fing agen.... Den she weft me tu sit in awl dat fur da west offa jurney! Now sfar as we finks, dis is neegwect...wat dus yu kitties fink? Awl dat way inna stinky jail n neegwected! BAD Meomie!! Jack Gordon, lookin furward tu goin tu thu Bawl.
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#3
October 2nd 11, 08:16 PM
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Neegwected agen!
Weh is sew vury sawry yew hadda goh fru awl dat , but weh iz sew gwad yew r
home ugin n efferfing wyl beh umkay. twy tew rewx n let yer hoominz tayke kare uff yew n dey wyl, how ubaowt iff meh n PookyKat n Pipps n Sqweex port ovur der n komfurt yerownselfs. Dunt cwy, iz umkay. PUUUUUURRS uf komfurt. der, beddur? Weh iz lookin furward tu seeing yew at thu Bawl. efferfing iz umkay. Weh luffs yew sew awl mutch. Mosey fur hiz famlee heer weh kome. pee ess, bad boy hoo wuz waffin at yew, ai wyl goh fynd him n poop in his shooz n on hiz cloze!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wees had a furry nerfwakkin speerience. We wus inna Colditz......ummmmh.....cattewy - ware wees bin fur twu weeks inna cold n wet n damp n dwaft n dark...sob.. We has twied tu bee braif....furry braif, fur awl dose weeks wen thu hoomins tuked themselfs owf tu thu sunnyshine an thu seeside, neffur effun finkin bowt thare woyal fuwwy fwends...sob.. Dey camed home tudae (they don't know that we came home yesterday) n ventually dey wemembewed dat they had weft sum kitties sumware n came tu getted usses. We wus braif...wen we herd da voyces, we VAGUELY wemembered dems. N wen dey twied tu get usses tu go wiff dems, we woodn't! No way! sob...sob... Da boy whu wus wookin afftur usses wus waffin! Waffin! Dose awrful hoomins just waffed n gwabbed usses n put usses in de jails. sob. Weww.......wen we wus poot inna cawr we wus braif...furry braif. Den, wen we wus harfway home [ usin da tewm woosely] furst Sukie did da dirsgustin fing .......an stinked thu cawr owt compweetly......So stinky dat effun she coodnt stand it! Den wen thu stinky wus dyin down.....ME did da dirsgustin fing n me weely stinked da cawr owt! Hah! Meomie haddta stop thu cawr inna wayby tu kween usses up...den, wen she had cweened usses up n gotted bak inna dwifers seet n bak onna wode, me started hurkin...n wen me hurks, me does da dirgustin fing agen.... Den she weft me tu sit in awl dat fur da west offa jurney! Now sfar as we finks, dis is neegwect...wat dus yu kitties fink? Awl dat way inna stinky jail n neegwected! BAD Meomie!! Jack Gordon, lookin furward tu goin tu thu Bawl.
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#4
October 2nd 11, 10:16 PM
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Neegwected agen!
dat iz kitte abuze, Trudi, puffin all kinda up
"rafflescat" wrote in message ... Wees had a furry nerfwakkin speerience. We wus inna Colditz......ummmmh.....cattewy - ware wees bin fur twu weeks inna cold n wet n damp n dwaft n dark...sob.. We has twied tu bee braif....furry braif, fur awl dose weeks wen thu hoomins tuked themselfs owf tu thu sunnyshine an thu seeside, neffur effun finkin bowt thare woyal fuwwy fwends...sob.. Dey camed home tudae (they don't know that we came home yesterday) n ventually dey wemembewed dat they had weft sum kitties sumware n came tu getted usses. We wus braif...wen we herd da voyces, we VAGUELY wemembered dems. N wen dey twied tu get usses tu go wiff dems, we woodn't! No way! sob...sob... Da boy whu wus wookin afftur usses wus waffin! Waffin! Dose awrful hoomins just waffed n gwabbed usses n put usses in de jails. sob. Weww.......wen we wus poot inna cawr we wus braif...furry braif. Den, wen we wus harfway home [ usin da tewm woosely] furst Sukie did da dirsgustin fing .......an stinked thu cawr owt compweetly......So stinky dat effun she coodnt stand it! Den wen thu stinky wus dyin down.....ME did da dirsgustin fing n me weely stinked da cawr owt! Hah! Meomie haddta stop thu cawr inna wayby tu kween usses up...den, wen she had cweened usses up n gotted bak inna dwifers seet n bak onna wode, me started hurkin...n wen me hurks, me does da dirgustin fing agen.... Den she weft me tu sit in awl dat fur da west offa jurney! Now sfar as we finks, dis is neegwect...wat dus yu kitties fink? Awl dat way inna stinky jail n neegwected! BAD Meomie!! Jack Gordon, lookin furward tu goin tu thu Bawl.
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#5
October 2nd 11, 10:52 PM
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Neegwected agen!
On Sun, 2 Oct 2011 11:55:01 -0700 (PDT), rafflescat wrote:
BAD Meomie!! We finks dat yoo shud hab da Sheriff put dem on twial wif da Gramby fur cat abuse! -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 10/2/2011 5:51:39 PM
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#6
October 2nd 11, 11:02 PM
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Neegwected agen!
gud idermint, OEJ
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message ... On Sun, 2 Oct 2011 11:55:01 -0700 (PDT), rafflescat wrote: BAD Meomie!! We finks dat yoo shud hab da Sheriff put dem on twial wif da Gramby fur cat abuse! -- Purrs, Cyble & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 10/2/2011 5:51:39 PM
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#7
October 2nd 11, 11:10 PM
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Neegwected agen!
On Oct 2, 8:13*pm, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
Hoominz is KROOL! Spring, Cinder & Beauty who KNOW On Sun, 2 Oct 2011 11:55:01 -0700 (PDT), rafflescat U gotted dat wite! Mees STILL cweenin myneself up...yeuch.... Jack, thu cween wun.
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#8
October 2nd 11, 11:17 PM
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Neegwected agen!
On Oct 2, 8:16*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Weh is sew vury *sawry yew hadda goh fru awl dat , but weh iz sew gwad yew r home ugin n efferfing wyl beh umkay. twy tew rewx n let yer hoominz tayke kare uff yew n dey wyl, how ubaowt iff meh n PookyKat n Pipps n Sqweex *port ovur der n komfurt yerownselfs. Dunt cwy, iz umkay. PUUUUUURRS uf komfurt. der, *beddur? Weh iz *lookin furward tu *seeing yew at *thu Bawl. efferfing iz umkay. Weh luffs yew sew *awl *mutch. Mosey fur hiz famlee *heer weh kome. pee ess, bad boy hoo wuz waffin at yew, ai wyl goh fynd him n poop in his shooz n on hiz cloze!!! Fangu, fwends, wees hadda hoomins wunnin abaowt tunite. Me hadta get a wosh wiff agustin wadder n sumfin called anty septic...she didnt smell nyce. But Meomie sed me wus naow nicer tu know....? We hasa kitty kommittee meetin tunite at midnite in thu bak woom tu discuss further akshun wegardin thu subject of neeglect n yu are awl furry welcum, nip n nibbles availabul! Jack, Harry n Sukie Gordon Kittiez
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#9
October 2nd 11, 11:18 PM
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Neegwected agen!
On 10/02/2011 12:55 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Wees had a furry nerfwakkin speerience. We wus inna Colditz......ummmmh.....cattewy - ware wees bin fur twu weeks inna cold n wet n damp n dwaft n dark...sob.. We has twied tu bee braif....furry braif, fur awl dose weeks wen thu hoomins tuked themselfs owf tu thu sunnyshine an thu seeside, neffur effun finkin bowt thare woyal fuwwy fwends...sob.. Dey camed home tudae (they don't know that we came home yesterday) n ventually dey wemembewed dat they had weft sum kitties sumware n came tu getted usses. We wus braif...wen we herd da voyces, we VAGUELY wemembered dems. N wen dey twied tu get usses tu go wiff dems, we woodn't! No way! sob...sob... Da boy whu wus wookin afftur usses wus waffin! Waffin! Dose awrful hoomins just waffed n gwabbed usses n put usses in de jails. sob. Weww.......wen we wus poot inna cawr we wus braif...furry braif. Den, wen we wus harfway home [ usin da tewm woosely] furst Sukie did da dirsgustin fing .......an stinked thu cawr owt compweetly......So stinky dat effun she coodnt stand it! Den wen thu stinky wus dyin down.....ME did da dirsgustin fing n me weely stinked da cawr owt! Hah! Meomie haddta stop thu cawr inna wayby tu kween usses up...den, wen she had cweened usses up n gotted bak inna dwifers seet n bak onna wode, me started hurkin...n wen me hurks, me does da dirgustin fing agen.... Den she weft me tu sit in awl dat fur da west offa jurney! Now sfar as we finks, dis is neegwect...wat dus yu kitties fink? Awl dat way inna stinky jail n neegwected! BAD Meomie!! Jack Gordon, lookin furward tu goin tu thu Bawl. Iz yu shur dat s da troof? Weez finking dat dey wontd yu in a saf place ware no bad fingss cud hapn tu yous. Didn dey feed yu gud fuds? Iz bettn dat dey reeli luvs yu an misd yu tu. TuTu
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October 2nd 11, 11:23 PM
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Neegwected agen!
On Oct 2, 10:16*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
dat iz kitte abuze, Trudi, puffin all kinda up"rafflescat" wrote in message ... Oh! Dingdong Ms Trudi! Yu arr soso fetchin tonite! Awl puffed up soots yu....(wink)......has yu a purrtner fur da Bawl yet?........Bet yu has....Ise awl scrubbed up naow if by sum stwange kwirk of fate a gurl like yu is still affailabul....?? Jack
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