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Old January 31st 14, 10:24 AM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
SkyEyes
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

MarkA wrote in
:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural
sexual behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in
the house even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature".


Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???


Having publicly declared the cat as gay, she added: "Anybody
interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use
of it."


What possible use could she have had for it before? What use does
anyone ever have for a cat, beyond keeping the mice out of your grain
silos? Is there a world shortage of hair balls?


Cats have uses that go beyond keeping the rodent population down. For
one thing, having one lowers your blood pressure and heart rate. (The
same is true for dogs, BTW.) Besides, they're ****ing *cute*.

Of course, I *may* be a bit prejudiced....

--
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34 and A+ atheist
BAAWA Knight of the Golden Litterbox
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net OR
skyeyes nine at yahoo dot com



  #12  
Old January 31st 14, 10:49 AM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
Jeanne Douglas
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article ,
SkyEyes wrote:

MarkA wrote in
:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural
sexual behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in
the house even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature".


Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???


Having publicly declared the cat as gay, she added: "Anybody
interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use
of it."


What possible use could she have had for it before? What use does
anyone ever have for a cat, beyond keeping the mice out of your grain
silos? Is there a world shortage of hair balls?


Cats have uses that go beyond keeping the rodent population down. For
one thing, having one lowers your blood pressure and heart rate. (The
same is true for dogs, BTW.) Besides, they're ****ing *cute*.

Of course, I *may* be a bit prejudiced....



You should see tonight's episode of "The Crazy Ones" (the Robin Williams
show). There a very fluffy kitty cat, who is also a great "actor".

--

JD

"If our country is going broke, let it be from
feeding the poor and caring for the elderly.
And not from pampering the rich and fighting
wars for them."--Living Blue in a Red State (seen on Facebook)
  #13  
Old January 31st 14, 05:38 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
Dreamer In Colore
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 06:50:21 -0600, duke wrote:

On 30 Jan 2014 15:18:15 GMT, MarkA wrote:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural sexual
behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in the house
even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature".


Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???


Cats don't listen. They have a mind of their own.


Thank you for admitting that cats are superior to you, Dork. You lost
your mind a long time ago.
  #14  
Old January 31st 14, 06:52 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
•RLMeasures
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article , duke
wrote:

On 30 Jan 2014 15:18:15 GMT, MarkA wrote:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural sexual
behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in the house
even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature".


Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???


Cats don't listen. They have a mind of their own.

€€ True enough Duke but the one thing that cats and humans agree
completely on is covering up their own ****.
  #15  
Old February 1st 14, 09:41 AM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
SkyEyes
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

Jeanne Douglas wrote in news:hlwdjsd2-
:

In article ,
SkyEyes wrote:

MarkA wrote in
:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural
sexual behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats

in
the house even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature".

Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will

those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???


Having publicly declared the cat as gay, she added: "Anybody
interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further

use
of it."

What possible use could she have had for it before? What use does
anyone ever have for a cat, beyond keeping the mice out of your

grain
silos? Is there a world shortage of hair balls?


Cats have uses that go beyond keeping the rodent population down. For
one thing, having one lowers your blood pressure and heart rate. (The
same is true for dogs, BTW.) Besides, they're ****ing *cute*.

Of course, I *may* be a bit prejudiced....



You should see tonight's episode of "The Crazy Ones" (the Robin

Williams
show). There a very fluffy kitty cat, who is also a great "actor".


I saw that. It was adorable.

--
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34 and A+ atheist
BAAWA Knight of the Golden Litterbox
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net OR
skyeyes nine at yahoo dot com



  #16  
Old February 1st 14, 03:52 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
•RLMeasures
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article , duke
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 11:38:21 -0500, Dreamer In Colore
wrote:

On Fri, 31 Jan 2014 06:50:21 -0600, duke wrote:

On 30 Jan 2014 15:18:15 GMT, MarkA wrote:

On Wed, 29 Jan 2014 15:48:31 -0800, J wrote:


The middle-aged woman claims that Bull has engaged in "unnatural sexual
behaviour" and has been making advances to other male cats in the house
even though there are female cats present.

The unnamed woman told Nigerian newspaper Leadership she finds the
behaviour "disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature".

Oh, great! Now, we'll be hearing from the RRR about the "gay feline
agenda" being forced on the members of the animal kingdom. Will those
homosexual mammals stop at NOTHING???

Cats don't listen. They have a mind of their own.


Thank you for admitting that cats are superior to you, Dork. You lost
your mind a long time ago.


How many queer cats have you collected?

• IME there are very probably no actual gay male cats, however there are
some surprisingtly clever tomcats out there who are adept at fooling
other tomcats into thinking they are gay and therefore not interested in
fighting over females. This saves a lot of wear and tear to fur coats and
ears.
  #18  
Old February 1st 14, 07:28 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
linuxgal
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

•RLMeasures wrote:
• IME there are very probably no actual gay male cats, however there are
some surprisingtly clever tomcats out there who are adept at fooling
other tomcats into thinking they are gay and therefore not interested in
fighting over females. This saves a lot of wear and tear to fur coats and
ears.


Tom Cruise cats, so to speak.
  #19  
Old February 1st 14, 10:08 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
•RLMeasures
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

In article , linuxgal
wrote:

•RLMeasures wrote:
• IME there are very probably no actual gay male cats, however there are
some surprisingtly clever tomcats out there who are adept at fooling
other tomcats into thinking they are gay and therefore not interested in
fighting over females. This saves a lot of wear and tear to fur coats and
ears.


Tom Cruise cats, so to speak.


€€ Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  #20  
Old February 2nd 14, 03:36 PM posted to alt.atheism,rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
linuxgal
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Default Woman throws out pet cat for ‘being gay’

duke wrote:
What happens when a queer tomcat makes a pass at a straight tomcat?


The straight cat scratches up the gay one for being a pussy.
 




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