backta da ted

ok der i wuz juz mindin mine own buzinezz, well itz true i did goez a little
bersurk anna mine poopiez wuz a littl runny ok a lot runnie, anna mine rear
area did swellz up, but whu told da hoomanz dey cuuld luk bak der aniway,
anna i waz cranki butted I didn't needa se ted...

I wuz snached up anna hadda go inna metal monzter anna wait a longlong time
atta soft anna furry's work den i wuz onna ride agin, I think dey juz wanted
mine cutest self wif dem kuz i iz so cute, but NNNOOOOOO!!! we getted outta
da car anna we iz back atta tedz, OK den i thinkz, i willz take her test
anna den I willz be outta da kitty suite anna I willz show deze here old
catz who iz da new boss!!! but agin NNOOOOO!!! efin do i iz now 16 ounces
dat ted said i was still too little kuz iz sick, I'll show yo you sick, I
shulda hurked on hersef,

I didn't coperate like da furstest, I wuund sit still onna scale but when da
ted helper leaved anna when da ted leaved i luked att furry anna went anna
sitted onna scale. so der!!!

Ted said mineself haza coxidia, so i getz butterscotch flafurred anti
biotic, duz anti's supposed ta be tasted, furr objexctz when i tastez
hisself??? anna her sayed i hadda eat chruchiez, I iz notliken dat at all
but da hoomanz is controlled by da ted so i didn't get any milk at all afur
da ted visit.

I did mange to fall offa da ted table so dat gived soft anna furry a heart
wrench, den da ted luked atta mineself agin, anna we komed home anna i hadda
take a bigbig nap kuz dey wored mineself out... I iz still waitin so i kan
pass dat ted's test, Stormmee, cranky but better today