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OT, but funny. Taken from alt.fan.heinlein
Posted by Coonass
http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_9881943 In a move eerily reminiscent of Norman Spinrad's classic SF short story "The Arsenal of Entropy," a draft law proposed by the Denver Police Department would ban the possession by protesters (at this August's Democratic National Convention) of (among other things) items that can make urine and feces bombs. Quoting from a Denver Post article, "Police say that such materials are potentially dangerous. The City Council Safety Committee will review the proposal July 23." I'm wondering just how Denver's Finest are going to be able to make the city safe from projectile dung. I mean, the youth of America stand second to none in their ingenuity, and all they would really have to do is load up on All-Bran in the morning before taking to the streets on the fateful day. |
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OT, but funny. Taken from alt.fan.heinlein
"tanadashoes" wrote in message ... Posted by Coonass http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_9881943 In a move eerily reminiscent of Norman Spinrad's classic SF short story "The Arsenal of Entropy," a draft law proposed by the Denver Police Department would ban the possession by protesters (at this August's Democratic National Convention) of (among other things) items that can make urine and feces bombs. Like cat boxes? -- Theresa, Stinky and Dante drtmuirATearthlink.net Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh |
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OT, but funny. Taken from alt.fan.heinlein
tanadashoes wrote:
Posted by Coonass http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_9881943 In a move eerily reminiscent of Norman Spinrad's classic SF short story "The Arsenal of Entropy," a draft law proposed by the Denver Police Department would ban the possession by protesters (at this August's Democratic National Convention) of (among other things) items that can make urine and feces bombs. Hmm... Now how are you going to ban those when they can easily be brought in *inside* the people who are attending? Will people have to pee and poop before entering?? boggle -- Joyce ^..^ (To email me, remove the X's from my user name.) |
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OT, but funny. Taken from alt.fan.heinlein
"tanadashoes" wrote in message ... Posted by Coonass http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_9881943 In a move eerily reminiscent of Norman Spinrad's classic SF short story "The Arsenal of Entropy," a draft law proposed by the Denver Police Department would ban the possession by protesters (at this August's Democratic National Convention) of (among other things) items that can make urine and feces bombs. Will they have the surgeons at the ready... ready to operate and remove the kidneys, bladders, intestines.. bowels.. of those attending? |
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OT, but funny. Taken from alt.fan.heinlein
"tanadashoes" ... Posted by Coonass http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_9881943 In a move eerily reminiscent of Norman Spinrad's classic SF short story "The Arsenal of Entropy," a draft law proposed by the Denver Police Department would ban the possession by protesters (at this August's Democratic National Convention) of (among other things) items that can make urine and feces bombs. Quoting from a Denver Post article, "Police say that such materials are potentially dangerous. The City Council Safety Committee will review the proposal July 23." I'm wondering just how Denver's Finest are going to be able to make the city safe from projectile dung. I mean, the youth of America stand second to none in their ingenuity, and all they would really have to do is load up on All-Bran in the morning before taking to the streets on the fateful day. They could all wear Depends.... |
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OT, but funny. Taken from alt.fan.heinlein
"Kreisleriana" ... "tanadashoes" ... Posted by Coonass http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_9881943 In a move eerily reminiscent of Norman Spinrad's classic SF short story "The Arsenal of Entropy," a draft law proposed by the Denver Police Department would ban the possession by protesters (at this August's Democratic National Convention) of (among other things) items that can make urine and feces bombs. Like cat boxes? Ewwwww, no way. Glad I don't live in Denver any more. Seattle was the site of the WTO riots years ago, and it got really ugly. Hug Kyla -- Theresa, Stinky and Dante drtmuirATearthlink.net Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh |
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OT, but funny. Taken from alt.fan.heinlein
"tanadashoes" wrote in message ... Posted by Coonass http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_9881943 In a move eerily reminiscent of Norman Spinrad's classic SF short story "The Arsenal of Entropy," a draft law proposed by the Denver Police Department would ban the possession by protesters (at this August's Democratic National Convention) of (among other things) items that can make urine and feces bombs. Quoting from a Denver Post article, "Police say that such materials are potentially dangerous. The City Council Safety Committee will review the proposal July 23." I'm wondering just how Denver's Finest are going to be able to make the city safe from projectile dung. I mean, the youth of America stand second to none in their ingenuity, and all they would really have to do is load up on All-Bran in the morning before taking to the streets on the fateful day. Now, that really *is* funny -- or truly sad, considering the lack of intelligence implicit in that regulation. Don't they know proposals like that are more likely to give ideas to people than to prevent it?? MaryL |
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OT, but funny. Taken from alt.fan.heinlein
That is America for you. We have to right to get the directions on how to
make pipe bombs and do all sorts of things. Next we will have a gazillion dollar study to see if the sales of AlBran is going up!! I hear that even the how to do it Meth quide is available. Just seems to me that some things don't have to be a "right". "MaryL" -OUT-THE-LITTER wrote in message . .. "tanadashoes" wrote in message ... Posted by Coonass http://www.denverpost.com/headlines/ci_9881943 In a move eerily reminiscent of Norman Spinrad's classic SF short story "The Arsenal of Entropy," a draft law proposed by the Denver Police Department would ban the possession by protesters (at this August's Democratic National Convention) of (among other things) items that can make urine and feces bombs. Quoting from a Denver Post article, "Police say that such materials are potentially dangerous. The City Council Safety Committee will review the proposal July 23." I'm wondering just how Denver's Finest are going to be able to make the city safe from projectile dung. I mean, the youth of America stand second to none in their ingenuity, and all they would really have to do is load up on All-Bran in the morning before taking to the streets on the fateful day. Now, that really *is* funny -- or truly sad, considering the lack of intelligence implicit in that regulation. Don't they know proposals like that are more likely to give ideas to people than to prevent it?? MaryL |
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