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AHHH!!! A VULTURE!!!
I was just making myself a sandwich. A delicious HAM sandwich.
I'm hearing a meow every now and then, but i don't see any cat or feel anyone rubbing against me. I'm about finished with my sandwich when i hear a louder meow and suddenly out of the corner of my eye i spot a grey figure hunched over. AHHHH!!!! I jumped back. It was Mischief, the little vulture, perched on top of the fridge and all hunched over trying to get a piece of ham. I HATE it when she does that. varmint..... Kristi |
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AHHH!!! A VULTURE!!!
bad cat slave you did not prepare a snack for the masters :-)
"Mischief" wrote in message oups.com... I was just making myself a sandwich. A delicious HAM sandwich. I'm hearing a meow every now and then, but i don't see any cat or feel anyone rubbing against me. I'm about finished with my sandwich when i hear a louder meow and suddenly out of the corner of my eye i spot a grey figure hunched over. AHHHH!!!! I jumped back. It was Mischief, the little vulture, perched on top of the fridge and all hunched over trying to get a piece of ham. I HATE it when she does that. varmint..... Kristi |
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AHHH!!! A VULTURE!!!
They're getting dinner in ten minutes... hmph!
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AHHH!!! A VULTURE!!!
what you eat before the masters bad cat slave the masters come first we
get to eat dinner if they allow us. We must appease the gods first us cat slaves must bow to the whim of the masters if we don't they leave special surprise on our pillow or we step in it when eyes half open in morning before morning coffee; one heck of a wake up call ;-) Just kidding mischief make a ham sandwich in my house involves tricking them into their room, making a run for it and locking door I have to do this every time we prepare meals in my house "Mischief" wrote in message oups.com... They're getting dinner in ten minutes... hmph! |
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AHHH!!! A VULTURE!!!
hehehehehehe
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AHHH!!! A VULTURE!!!
"Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL )" 10 points a troll @linethetrollsup.com wrote in message news what you eat before the masters bad cat slave the masters come first we get to eat dinner if they allow us. We must appease the gods first us cat slaves must bow to the whim of the masters if we don't they leave special surprise on our pillow or we step in it when eyes half open in morning before morning coffee; one heck of a wake up call ;-) Just kidding mischief make a ham sandwich in my house involves tricking them into their room, making a run for it and locking door I have to do this every time we prepare meals in my house I'd think that was terrible. But the only reason we've been spared that is two cats that won't touch human food. Seems our luck has run out however. Kayla the Border is five months old today. In the last week she has taught herself to jump high enough to survey the kitchen countertops. And then to jump again and grab anything interesting within a foot of the edge. Until I can teach her that it isn't OK just because she can, I either have to stand in the kitchen, put her outside or in her crate, or clean off the entire counter. There is going to be a major problem one of these days from Jake letting his tail dangle off the counter when he is eating. At least Molly has enough sense to wrap her tail around her body when she eats on the counter. Jo |
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AHHH!!! A VULTURE!!!
"Jo Firey" wrote in message ... "Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL )" 10 points a troll @linethetrollsup.com wrote in message news what you eat before the masters bad cat slave the masters come first we get to eat dinner if they allow us. We must appease the gods first us cat slaves must bow to the whim of the masters if we don't they leave special surprise on our pillow or we step in it when eyes half open in morning before morning coffee; one heck of a wake up call ;-) Just kidding mischief make a ham sandwich in my house involves tricking them into their room, making a run for it and locking door I have to do this every time we prepare meals in my house I'd think that was terrible. But the only reason we've been spared that is two cats that won't touch human food. It might be terrible but I never want one of my masters burning themselves on the stove or oven, getting into harms way. They all know not to be on the counter but still no matter what when you have people in the house that don't listen and did as they wanted when they were younger it spoils the children. It got to the point where they became little devils I had to install locks on the cabinets and even buy a frig and freezer that has lock on it. I go all out when I cook and can have all the burners going, including a indoor grill, smoker like a professional resturant would have. all I need is one deciding not to listen and jump up when I am chopping or moving something hot. I might be paranoid about it but I could never forgive myself If I hurt one of them ever Seems our luck has run out however. Kayla the Border is five months old today. In the last week she has taught herself to jump high enough to survey the kitchen countertops. And then to jump again and grab anything interesting within a foot of the edge. Until I can teach her that it isn't OK just because she can, I either have to stand in the kitchen, put her outside or in her crate, or clean off the entire counter. There is going to be a major problem one of these days from Jake letting his tail dangle off the counter when he is eating. At least Molly has enough sense to wrap her tail around her body when she eats on the counter. Jo |
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AHHH!!! A VULTURE!!!
"Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL )" 10 points a troll @linethetrollsup.com wrote in message m... "Jo Firey" wrote in message ... "Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL )" 10 points a troll @linethetrollsup.com wrote in message news Just kidding mischief make a ham sandwich in my house involves tricking them into their room, making a run for it and locking door I have to do this every time we prepare meals in my house It might be terrible but I never want one of my masters burning themselves on the stove or oven, getting into harms way. I don't do a lot of cooking anymore. But I've had naughty cats for so long that it is second nature to me to move the tea kettle or something onto a hot burner if I'm moving a pan off of it. I'm always worried about careless paws. And pan handles are always in their safest rather than their most convenient position. I would probably cook more if I had a kitchen that had a door so I could keep everyone out. Then again if I had a kitchen I could keep everyone out of I'd likely be in there getting drunk on the cooking wine. Jo |
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AHHH!!! A VULTURE!!!
"Mischief" wrote in message
oups.com... I was just making myself a sandwich. A delicious HAM sandwich. I'm hearing a meow every now and then, but i don't see any cat or feel anyone rubbing against me. I'm about finished with my sandwich when i hear a louder meow and suddenly out of the corner of my eye i spot a grey figure hunched over. AHHHH!!!! I jumped back. It was Mischief, the little vulture, perched on top of the fridge and all hunched over trying to get a piece of ham. I HATE it when she does that. varmint..... Kristi LOL - Felix (RB) used to the vulture routine to my husband when he was sleeping. He would slowly wake up to a large black and white face looming over him from the night stand. Just about sent him through the roof a couple of times. Fi |
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AHHH!!! A VULTURE!!!
LOL - Felix (RB) used to the vulture routine to my husband when he was sleeping. He would slowly wake up to a large black and white face looming over him from the night stand. Just about sent him through the roof a couple of times. It could be worse.... Fugazi (RB), every morning would climb onto Dave to get stroked and would have to walk over me to get to him. Manys the time I've woken up, yawned, stretched and rolled over to see my first sight of the day...her butt Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs |
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