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Sylvia M. wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message ups.com... Adam wrote: Fangu! TEC is da Tufted Eers Club. Do yu have tufts at da tips uv yur eers? At da past meetings I led da film festival an da university tour, an gave a talk on da history uv eer tufts once. Enny uthur kitties have tufts at da tips uv da eers? Allegra, VP TEC (and acting President) Thanks for telling me. Are there any kind of associate memberships for cat who don't have eartufts? Clarence Not at da present tyme. Purhaps da new purresident cud form a committee tu begin tu investicat da feasibility uv such an idea, aftur seeing if da condishuns are favurable fur such a thing. Allegra, VP TEC OK. I'll just have to be happy with my membership in the Morning Coat Division of the Tuxedo Nation. Clarence Kud yu dizkribe dat uh liddul bit moor? I mite kwallify tu be uh memfur. Pitoonya A cat that qualifies for the Morning Coat Division of the Tuxedo Nation is a tuxedo cat with gray fur. The gray fur can be solid gray or tabby gray. Mine is classic tabby gray. Is that what you look like? Clarence |
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Adam wrote: Fatcat ALWAYS bigger'n me DELIBRATLY! Louise (cat of few words) Why is it delibratly??? Clarence She duz it just tu 'timidate me. Louise (cat of few words) Are you scared of her? Clarence I not scared uv Fatcat. Wy u think I scared? I not scared uv nuthing, an speshly not Fatcat. I not scared uv hur. I nefur scared uv hur. Whut makes u think I scared uv Fatcat? Just becuz she lotslotslots bigger? I not scared uv hur. Wy u think I scared? Whut makes u think I scared? I not scared. Louise You said that she 'timidates you. I was wondering if she also scares you because she's so huge that she could sit on your and flatten you! Clarence |
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Miss Violette wrote: of course, Miss Violette, signalling the waiter to bring more Chester and Nathan join them at the table. Mom never gets us food like that. It smells wonderful. |
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"Adam" wrote in message
... Are you scared of her? Clarence I not scared uv Fatcat. Wy u think I scared? I not scared uv nuthing, an speshly not Fatcat. I not scared uv hur. I nefur scared uv hur. Whut makes u think I scared uv Fatcat? Just becuz she lotslotslots bigger? I not scared uv hur. Wy u think I scared? Whut makes u think I scared? I not scared. Louise Hoo iz yoo, and whut haz yoo dun wif Louise? Da Louise we kno haz neffur meowed dat much in her life! Rebecca |
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"ClowderCat" wrote in message oups.com... Sylvia M. wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message ups.com... Adam wrote: Fangu! TEC is da Tufted Eers Club. Do yu have tufts at da tips uv yur eers? At da past meetings I led da film festival an da university tour, an gave a talk on da history uv eer tufts once. Enny uthur kitties have tufts at da tips uv da eers? Allegra, VP TEC (and acting President) Thanks for telling me. Are there any kind of associate memberships for cat who don't have eartufts? Clarence Not at da present tyme. Purhaps da new purresident cud form a committee tu begin tu investicat da feasibility uv such an idea, aftur seeing if da condishuns are favurable fur such a thing. Allegra, VP TEC OK. I'll just have to be happy with my membership in the Morning Coat Division of the Tuxedo Nation. Clarence Kud yu dizkribe dat uh liddul bit moor? I mite kwallify tu be uh memfur. Pitoonya A cat that qualifies for the Morning Coat Division of the Tuxedo Nation is a tuxedo cat with gray fur. The gray fur can be solid gray or tabby gray. Mine is classic tabby gray. Is that what you look like? Clarence Yuppelz! ...I tink. I yam uh lufferlee gray onna top,an mine tayle tuu. Frum between an unner mine eyez, awl da way deown mine chest, an tummy, an feetz I yam awl wite. Iz dat awl wite? Pitoonya, toes crosst. |
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I not scared uv Fatcat. Wy u think I scared? I not scared uv nuthing, an
speshly not Fatcat. I not scared uv hur. I nefur scared uv hur. Whut makes u think I scared uv Fatcat? Just becuz she lotslotslots bigger? I not scared uv hur. Wy u think I scared? Whut makes u think I scared? I not scared. Louise Hoo iz yoo, and whut haz yoo dun wif Louise? Da Louise we kno haz neffur meowed dat much in her life! Rebecca I not dun nuthin! Fur ofur SEVEN YEERS I want Louise tu be my frend, an all she duz is hisspit at me. She not even call me by name. Allegra |
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I not scared uv Fatcat. Wy u think I scared? I not scared uv nuthing,
an speshly not Fatcat. I not scared uv hur. I nefur scared uv hur. Whut makes u think I scared uv Fatcat? Just becuz she lotslotslots bigger? I not scared uv hur. Wy u think I scared? Whut makes u think I scared? I not scared. Louise You said that she 'timidates you. I was wondering if she also scares you because she's so huge that she could sit on you and flatten you! Clarence I not scared uv Fatcat. Whut makes u think I scared? I not scared. Just becuz she bigbigbig. I not scared. I hisspit 2 keep hur fm getting 2 close 2 me. Y u think I scared? I not scared uv hur just becuz she big enuf tu skwash me. I not scared uv Fatcat. Y u think I scared uv hur? I not scared. Louise |
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Rebecca wrote: "Adam" wrote in message ... Are you scared of her? Clarence I not scared uv Fatcat. Wy u think I scared? I not scared uv nuthing, an speshly not Fatcat. I not scared uv hur. I nefur scared uv hur. Whut makes u think I scared uv Fatcat? Just becuz she lotslotslots bigger? I not scared uv hur. Wy u think I scared? Whut makes u think I scared? I not scared. Louise Hoo iz yoo, and whut haz yoo dun wif Louise? Da Louise we kno haz neffur meowed dat much in her life! Rebecca I think that might be Louise and that she's trying to convince us that she's not scared when she really is!!!! If she wasn't really scared, she wouldn't have to meow so much!!!!! Clarence |
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Sylvia M. wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message oups.com... Sylvia M. wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message ups.com... Adam wrote: Fangu! TEC is da Tufted Eers Club. Do yu have tufts at da tips uv yur eers? At da past meetings I led da film festival an da university tour, an gave a talk on da history uv eer tufts once. Enny uthur kitties have tufts at da tips uv da eers? Allegra, VP TEC (and acting President) Thanks for telling me. Are there any kind of associate memberships for cat who don't have eartufts? Clarence Not at da present tyme. Purhaps da new purresident cud form a committee tu begin tu investicat da feasibility uv such an idea, aftur seeing if da condishuns are favurable fur such a thing. Allegra, VP TEC OK. I'll just have to be happy with my membership in the Morning Coat Division of the Tuxedo Nation. Clarence Kud yu dizkribe dat uh liddul bit moor? I mite kwallify tu be uh memfur. Pitoonya A cat that qualifies for the Morning Coat Division of the Tuxedo Nation is a tuxedo cat with gray fur. The gray fur can be solid gray or tabby gray. Mine is classic tabby gray. Is that what you look like? Clarence Yuppelz! ...I tink. I yam uh lufferlee gray onna top,an mine tayle tuu. Frum between an unner mine eyez, awl da way deown mine chest, an tummy, an feetz I yam awl wite. Iz dat awl wite? Pitoonya, toes crosst. Even if you have some color on your belly, you're a tuxedo kitty as long as a lot of your face and your chest are white!!!! Clarence |
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Adam wrote: I not scared uv Fatcat. Wy u think I scared? I not scared uv nuthing, an speshly not Fatcat. I not scared uv hur. I nefur scared uv hur. Whut makes u think I scared uv Fatcat? Just becuz she lotslotslots bigger? I not scared uv hur. Wy u think I scared? Whut makes u think I scared? I not scared. Louise You said that she 'timidates you. I was wondering if she also scares you because she's so huge that she could sit on you and flatten you! Clarence I not scared uv Fatcat. Whut makes u think I scared? I not scared. Just becuz she bigbigbig. I not scared. I hisspit 2 keep hur fm getting 2 close 2 me. Y u think I scared? I not scared uv hur just becuz she big enuf tu skwash me. I not scared uv Fatcat. Y u think I scared uv hur? I not scared. Louise Hey Louise, you're babbling. Don't you think that might mean that you're scared???? Clarence |
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