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The very NERVE!!!
Mischief here, and I'm calling out to all cats in a plea for help.
My meowmie has done a very bad thing. The other day I was surveying my domain and saw this intruder out on the wall. I whined and puffed out and tried to tell Mama Kristi that there was this intruder. And do you know what she did? She went out and FED it!! She FED this intruder!! And if that wasn't enough.... She brought it INSIDE!!!!! Now I have this intruder in my bathroom who is getting cuddles and scritches from MY meowmie. And my meowmie had the NERVE to bring this intruder out and cuddle her in her LAP. That's MY privelege and I'M the only one that gets the lap cuddles She then brought this intruder (she's female from her smell) and put her in the middle of the floor. I got a good whiff of her and I didn't like it one bit so I hissed at her. And the little varmint hissed RIGHT BACK!! This is MY domain where I am the QUEEN and no on is going to upseat me. What can I do?? I know my meowmie will bring that intruder out again and expect me to get along with her but I DON'T WANNA!!! I AM THE QUEEN!!! What should I do?? Kristi |
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Mischief, you need to be nice and patient. This little kitty desparately
needs a home. You remember what it is like to not have a home. Meowmie can skritch all of you in your own special ways. Meowmie has enough food and love for all of you. Karen "Mischief" wrote in message oups.com... Mischief here, and I'm calling out to all cats in a plea for help. My meowmie has done a very bad thing. The other day I was surveying my domain and saw this intruder out on the wall. I whined and puffed out and tried to tell Mama Kristi that there was this intruder. And do you know what she did? She went out and FED it!! She FED this intruder!! And if that wasn't enough.... She brought it INSIDE!!!!! Now I have this intruder in my bathroom who is getting cuddles and scritches from MY meowmie. And my meowmie had the NERVE to bring this intruder out and cuddle her in her LAP. That's MY privelege and I'M the only one that gets the lap cuddles She then brought this intruder (she's female from her smell) and put her in the middle of the floor. I got a good whiff of her and I didn't like it one bit so I hissed at her. And the little varmint hissed RIGHT BACK!! This is MY domain where I am the QUEEN and no on is going to upseat me. What can I do?? I know my meowmie will bring that intruder out again and expect me to get along with her but I DON'T WANNA!!! I AM THE QUEEN!!! What should I do?? Kristi |
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Mischief dictated and I typed
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My dearest Mischief:
You should bitchslap the intruder upside the face, then eviscerate by.... Put me down! Put me down at once, human filth! *ahem* Nocturne would like me to tell you to be nice to this poor l'il bit--soon you will be curled up together in the bed, keeping your meowmie warm. --Fil PS LIES ALL LIES --NOX |
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Mischief wrote in message oups.com... Mischief here, and I'm calling out to all cats in a plea for help. My meowmie has done a very bad thing. The other day I was surveying my domain and saw this intruder out on the wall. I whined and puffed out and tried to tell Mama Kristi that there was this intruder. And do you know what she did? She went out and FED it!! She FED this intruder!! And if that wasn't enough.... She brought it INSIDE!!!!! Now I have this intruder in my bathroom who is getting cuddles and scritches from MY meowmie. And my meowmie had the NERVE to bring this intruder out and cuddle her in her LAP. That's MY privelege and I'M the only one that gets the lap cuddles She then brought this intruder (she's female from her smell) and put her in the middle of the floor. I got a good whiff of her and I didn't like it one bit so I hissed at her. And the little varmint hissed RIGHT BACK!! This is MY domain where I am the QUEEN and no on is going to upseat me. What can I do?? I know my meowmie will bring that intruder out again and expect me to get along with her but I DON'T WANNA!!! I AM THE QUEEN!!! What should I do?? Kristi Dear Mischief, Hoomins! What can one do with them or without them? Our lives would be distinctly less pleasant without our own trained slaves. We appeal to them to take us home with them and feed and love us by our calculated vulnerability and our appeal to their nurturing instincts. The trouble is, OTHER, intrusive encroaching, dishonest cats who want to horn in on our territory and eat out of our bowls and sleep in OUR Meowmie's laps ALSO know how to appeal to our hoomins in the very same way. Look at what happened to me! A pregnant teenage hussy moved in to MY home and now I have to put up with TWO girl cats, one of whom is a genuine pest. I don't blame you for being angry at having to share your meowmie as well as your territory. But the thing is, these other cats are very nice to cuddle up with when the wind is chilly. And my bowl still gets filled twice a day, even though I have to share Meowmie's attention with these little intruders. Francesca sometimes helps me groom myself because it's awfully hard for me to manage alone these days. Just remember, you have seniority and this stranger is moving into YOUR territory, you're not moving into hers. Accepting her now will make it easier. BUT.... NEVER let this intruder get any ideas above her station! Unka Pan. |
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Hi Mischief, this is Rusty. You know what you can do?
Pee outside your box to show your displeasure. Your Meowmie will get the message. But you may get dragged to TED for an exam. I've been there and TED stuck a tube under my tail to steal my pee. It was awful. So only do that as a last resort. Rusty the liddle Tiger who is glad he is an only kat. "Mischief" wrote in message oups.com... Mischief here, and I'm calling out to all cats in a plea for help. My meowmie has done a very bad thing. The other day I was surveying my domain and saw this intruder out on the wall. I whined and puffed out and tried to tell Mama Kristi that there was this intruder. And do you know what she did? She went out and FED it!! She FED this intruder!! And if that wasn't enough.... She brought it INSIDE!!!!! Now I have this intruder in my bathroom who is getting cuddles and scritches from MY meowmie. And my meowmie had the NERVE to bring this intruder out and cuddle her in her LAP. That's MY privelege and I'M the only one that gets the lap cuddles She then brought this intruder (she's female from her smell) and put her in the middle of the floor. I got a good whiff of her and I didn't like it one bit so I hissed at her. And the little varmint hissed RIGHT BACK!! This is MY domain where I am the QUEEN and no on is going to upseat me. What can I do?? I know my meowmie will bring that intruder out again and expect me to get along with her but I DON'T WANNA!!! I AM THE QUEEN!!! What should I do?? Kristi |
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In message .com,
Mischief writes Mischief here, and I'm calling out to all cats in a plea for help. You have the sympathies of us here in Whitstable. For weeks now our hoomins have been cooing over this mucky creature living in the garage. Feeding her, letting her in the house of an evening. At least when they took us to our friend Sharn for a few days, the other cat wasn't around. There were lots of cats, but all separate from us, and we don't recall any of them being as foul-mouthed as the interloper here. We got back, and that same evening the interloper came into the house again, and was allowed to stay in! She was carted off to the smelly place the next day though, and didn't come home that night. We thought we were rid of her. But no - she's back, and has the spare room all to herself. We can *smell* her, even if we can't see her. The hoomins say we're not allowed to meet her until her stitches are out, whatever that means. At least we have the arrival of the Mouser to look forward to. We need a holiday this year. -- Richard Miller |
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The little intruder is hiding under the bed, and if she knows
what's good for her she'll stay there. Purrs that your intruder will learn her place too and looking forward to seeing you on the Mouser Mischief |
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Don't worry, Mischief, your meowmie is just taking care of the kitty until
she finds her a good home. Best wishes, -- Polonca & Soncek "Mischief" wrote in message oups.com... Mischief here, and I'm calling out to all cats in a plea for help. My meowmie has done a very bad thing. The other day I was surveying my domain and saw this intruder out on the wall. I whined and puffed out and tried to tell Mama Kristi that there was this intruder. And do you know what she did? She went out and FED it!! She FED this intruder!! And if that wasn't enough.... snip What should I do?? Kristi |
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