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Old December 18th 03, 09:20 AM
Adam Ben Nalois
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Default Cats are from hell

They control the humans with brainwashing-waves emitted by their tails
!

Cats usually are controlled by an evil mother-cat.There are warrior
cats which will bite you , spy cats which will watch you and
transmitter cats which transfer data to the evil mother cat.

Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
doomed!
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Old December 18th 03, 07:19 PM
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The original OP has got it wrong. Cats are the good guys not the bad guys.
Also, maybe God is a cat or at the very least has one sitting by his side.
The world as far as I am concerned belongs to cats so I don't mind being in
their service.

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enlightened us with...

Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
doomed!


I for one bow to our new Cat Overlords.

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Old December 18th 03, 07:19 PM
Cat Protector
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The original OP has got it wrong. Cats are the good guys not the bad guys.
Also, maybe God is a cat or at the very least has one sitting by his side.
The world as far as I am concerned belongs to cats so I don't mind being in
their service.

--
Panther TEK: Staying On Top Of All Your Computer Needs!
www.members.cox.net/catprotector/panthertek

Cat Galaxy: All Cats, All The Time!
www.catgalaxymedia.com
"kaeli" wrote in message
...
In article ,
enlightened us with...

Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
doomed!


I for one bow to our new Cat Overlords.

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~kaeli~
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
http://www.ipwebdesign.net/wildAtHeart
http://www.ipwebdesign.net/kaelisSpace



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Old December 18th 03, 07:50 PM
FINNEY
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YEAH.......SO,...............?

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Old December 18th 03, 07:50 PM
FINNEY
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YEAH.......SO,...............?

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Old December 18th 03, 08:22 PM
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Adam Ben Nalois wrote:

They control the humans with brainwashing-waves emitted by their tails
!

Cats usually are controlled by an evil mother-cat.There are warrior
cats which will bite you , spy cats which will watch you and
transmitter cats which transfer data to the evil mother cat.

Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
doomed!


They can't do any worse with it than we have.

8^)~~~ Sue (remove the x to e-mail)
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today than I was yesterday." -Adlai Stevenson
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Old December 18th 03, 08:22 PM
Suzie-Q
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Adam Ben Nalois wrote:

They control the humans with brainwashing-waves emitted by their tails
!

Cats usually are controlled by an evil mother-cat.There are warrior
cats which will bite you , spy cats which will watch you and
transmitter cats which transfer data to the evil mother cat.

Beware, cats already have conquered 90% of earth, soon mankind is
doomed!


They can't do any worse with it than we have.

8^)~~~ Sue (remove the x to e-mail)
~~~~~~

"I reserve the absolute right to be smarter
today than I was yesterday." -Adlai Stevenson
*************************************************
http://www.suzanne-eckhardt.com/
http://www.intergnat.com/malebashing/
 




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