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Old April 23rd 06, 08:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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I WAS SLEEPIN WIF MOMMY LAS NITE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN MY TUMMY FELT
FUNNY AND I STARTED HURKIN. MOMMY WOKE UP AN TRYD TO GET ME OFF THE
BED BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. MOMMY YELLED CAWS SHE PUT HER HAND ON SUMFIN
WARM AN SLIMY ONTHE BED. THE FING CAME OUT ME!! SUMFIN DARK AND
SLIMY! MOM PUT ON THE LITE AND PUT THE BLANKET IN THE WITE WASHIN
FING. I DIDDN FEEL BAD AFTER THAT AN I WENT RITE BAK TO SLEEP. BUT
IT WAS EXCITIN!!

DANTE

NB: Dante dramatically produced his first-ever hairball late last
night.

Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com

Make Levees, Not War
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Old April 24th 06, 01:06 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Kreisleriana wrote:


I WAS SLEEPIN WIF MOMMY LAS NITE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN MY TUMMY FELT
FUNNY AND I STARTED HURKIN. MOMMY WOKE UP AN TRYD TO GET ME OFF THE
BED BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. MOMMY YELLED CAWS SHE PUT HER HAND ON SUMFIN
WARM AN SLIMY ONTHE BED. THE FING CAME OUT ME!! SUMFIN DARK AND
SLIMY! MOM PUT ON THE LITE AND PUT THE BLANKET IN THE WITE WASHIN
FING. I DIDDN FEEL BAD AFTER THAT AN I WENT RITE BAK TO SLEEP. BUT
IT WAS EXCITIN!!

DANTE


WAY COOOOOLLL!!! I've neber done dat! I've seen other do it, but I've
neber. Mama Sonya says that you ate too much fur. I neber eat fur

Qui Gun Kit who is very clean and licks himself, but he never eats fur
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Old April 24th 06, 03:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Tanada wrote in news:mEU2g.6480$BS2.3932
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Kreisleriana wrote:


I WAS SLEEPIN WIF MOMMY LAS NITE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN MY TUMMY FELT
FUNNY AND I STARTED HURKIN. MOMMY WOKE UP AN TRYD TO GET ME OFF THE
BED BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. MOMMY YELLED CAWS SHE PUT HER HAND ON SUMFIN
WARM AN SLIMY ONTHE BED. THE FING CAME OUT ME!! SUMFIN DARK AND
SLIMY! MOM PUT ON THE LITE AND PUT THE BLANKET IN THE WITE WASHIN
FING. I DIDDN FEEL BAD AFTER THAT AN I WENT RITE BAK TO SLEEP. BUT
IT WAS EXCITIN!!

DANTE


WAY COOOOOLLL!!! I've neber done dat! I've seen other do it, but I've
neber. Mama Sonya says that you ate too much fur. I neber eat fur

Qui Gun Kit who is very clean and licks himself, but he never eats fur


You don need eat too much fur to do dat - all you need iz eat food too
fast.

hehe - I wuz sleepin on toppa momma, wit my head on her sholda (hyoomin
ears smell funny, don dey?) and I went bring up food for to eat again.
Momma don like gettin food in her ear. I wunda whyse not? Ennyways, it
was eksitin, too! Momma shure can move fas'. :-)

Doc

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Old April 24th 06, 06:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Kreisleriana wrote:
I WAS SLEEPIN WIF MOMMY LAS NITE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN MY TUMMY FELT
FUNNY AND I STARTED HURKIN. MOMMY WOKE UP AN TRYD TO GET ME OFF THE
BED BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. MOMMY YELLED CAWS SHE PUT HER HAND ON SUMFIN
WARM AN SLIMY ONTHE BED. THE FING CAME OUT ME!! SUMFIN DARK AND
SLIMY! MOM PUT ON THE LITE AND PUT THE BLANKET IN THE WITE WASHIN
FING. I DIDDN FEEL BAD AFTER THAT AN I WENT RITE BAK TO SLEEP. BUT
IT WAS EXCITIN!!

DANTE


We're so proud! I just realized that I hadn't seen a hairball from
Betty in a long time. Betty had an amazing number of hairballs
earlier this year because she was both overgrooming and losing fur,
but she's a lot better nowadays.

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Old April 24th 06, 07:20 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Mon, 24 Apr 2006 00:06:42 GMT, Tanada
yodeled:

Kreisleriana wrote:


I WAS SLEEPIN WIF MOMMY LAS NITE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN MY TUMMY FELT
FUNNY AND I STARTED HURKIN. MOMMY WOKE UP AN TRYD TO GET ME OFF THE
BED BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. MOMMY YELLED CAWS SHE PUT HER HAND ON SUMFIN
WARM AN SLIMY ONTHE BED. THE FING CAME OUT ME!! SUMFIN DARK AND
SLIMY! MOM PUT ON THE LITE AND PUT THE BLANKET IN THE WITE WASHIN
FING. I DIDDN FEEL BAD AFTER THAT AN I WENT RITE BAK TO SLEEP. BUT
IT WAS EXCITIN!!

DANTE


WAY COOOOOLLL!!! I've neber done dat! I've seen other do it, but I've
neber. Mama Sonya says that you ate too much fur. I neber eat fur

Qui Gun Kit who is very clean and licks himself, but he never eats fur



I DIDN FINK I ET FUR BUT I MUSTA DONE. BIG DOOD DUZ IT-- MOMMY
SCREEMS WHEN SHE STEPS ON IT IN HER BARE FEETS.
BIG DOOD DID IT WEN DERS COMPNY!!!! ITS AWSUM.



Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com

Make Levees, Not War
 




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