We need a cat in the office

.... because we have rats. Rats that like chocolate. My chocolate, to
be precise. I'm still not sure how it managed to slip into my drawer
and how it took all the individually wrapped, all dark chocolate
squares out of the bag without chewing on anything.
Now there's an electric zapper under my drawer and I hope I don't have
to search it everyday for corpses.

"Victor Martinez" ...
... because we have rats. Rats that like chocolate. My chocolate, to
be precise. I'm still not sure how it managed to slip into my drawer
and how it took all the individually wrapped, all dark chocolate
squares out of the bag without chewing on anything.
Now there's an electric zapper under my drawer and I hope I don't have
to search it everyday for corpses.

Well, by all means, get a cat for the office, but be sure to
check your 'inbasket'. Cats love to meatloaf in those
I love dark chocolate too..yummy.
Hug
Kyla

Victor Martinez wrote in news:7eb3317b-9e6c-4caa-b403-
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... because we have rats. Rats that like chocolate. My chocolate, to
be precise. I'm still not sure how it managed to slip into my drawer
and how it took all the individually wrapped, all dark chocolate
squares out of the bag without chewing on anything.
Now there's an electric zapper under my drawer and I hope I don't have
to search it everyday for corpses.


hmmm... sounds more like opposable thumbs to me. OTOH mice and rats _do_
love chocolate.

"Victor Martinez" wrote in message
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... because we have rats. Rats that like chocolate. My chocolate, to
be precise. I'm still not sure how it managed to slip into my drawer
and how it took all the individually wrapped, all dark chocolate
squares out of the bag without chewing on anything.
Now there's an electric zapper under my drawer and I hope I don't have
to search it everyday for corpses.


EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!

Rats with opposable thumbs!!!

Pam S. who thinks you might want to check out some co-workers

On Sep 29, 6:29*pm, outsider wrote:
Victor Martinez wrote in news:7eb3317b-9e6c-4caa-b403-
:

... because we have rats. Rats that like chocolate. My chocolate, to
be precise. I'm still not sure how it managed to slip into my drawer
and how it took all the individually wrapped, all dark chocolate
squares out of the bag without chewing on anything.
Now there's an electric zapper under my drawer and I hope I don't have
to search it everyday for corpses.

hmmm... sounds more like opposable thumbs to me. *OTOH mice and rats _do_
love chocolate.

I was thinking the same thing......

On Sep 29, 7:05*pm, "tanadashoes" wrote:
"Victor Martinez" wrote in message

...

... because we have rats. Rats that like chocolate. My chocolate, to
be precise. I'm still not sure how it managed to slip into my drawer
and how it took all the individually wrapped, all dark chocolate
squares out of the bag without chewing on anything.
Now there's an electric zapper under my drawer and I hope I don't have
to search it everyday for corpses.

EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!

Rats with opposable thumbs!!!

Pam S. who thinks you might want to check out some co-workers

Perhaps, but any excuse to get an office cat is a valid one, in my
opinion

Are you sure it wasn't a two legged "rat"?
"Victor Martinez" wrote in message
...
... because we have rats. Rats that like chocolate. My chocolate, to
be precise. I'm still not sure how it managed to slip into my drawer
and how it took all the individually wrapped, all dark chocolate
squares out of the bag without chewing on anything.
Now there's an electric zapper under my drawer and I hope I don't have
to search it everyday for corpses.

wrote:
hmmm... sounds more like opposable thumbs to me. OTOH mice and rats _do_
love chocolate.

I was thinking the same thing......

That was my first thought and I actually called security because I
thought we had a thief. Upon further examination, we found paw prints
all over the inside of my drawer and inside the bag of chocolates.

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"Victor Martinez" wrote in message
...
wrote:
hmmm... sounds more like opposable thumbs to me. OTOH mice and
rats _do_
love chocolate.

I was thinking the same thing......

That was my first thought and I actually called security because I
thought we had a thief. Upon further examination, we found paw
prints all over the inside of my drawer and inside the bag of
chocolates.


If it was Cadbury, the mouse did you a favor. I guess they are having
a problem with melamine in their products.

Jo

outsider wrote:
Victor Martinez wrote in news:7eb3317b-9e6c-4caa-b403-
:

... because we have rats. Rats that like chocolate. My chocolate, to
be precise. I'm still not sure how it managed to slip into my drawer
and how it took all the individually wrapped, all dark chocolate
squares out of the bag without chewing on anything.
Now there's an electric zapper under my drawer and I hope I don't have
to search it everyday for corpses.


hmmm... sounds more like opposable thumbs to me. OTOH mice and rats _do_
love chocolate.

Tell that to my (domesticated) crew. I try to give the ratties some dark
chocolate as it helps their lungs, but they refuse. Bananas, on the
other hand...

Maeve ^..^
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