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Pandora is not "fat", she's "plesantly fluffy". Cleo is "Quite fluffy".
;o)

Both of them hate cheeze wizz ;o)

Helen M

Signs That Your Cat is Too Fat

* Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.
* Confused guests constantly mistaking him for a beanbag chair.
* Always lands on her spleen.
* Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
* No longer cleans self unless coated in Cheese Whiz.
* Cat food dish replaced with a trough.
* Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester
pantsuit.
* It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.
* Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.
* She only catches mice that get trapped in her gravitational pull.
* Has more chins than lives.


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OMG. That's a scream! Love the mental image of the Cheese Whiz.

Katz

* Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens

It has to be Sonya!

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

"Helen Miles" Mar 9, 2005 at 09:40 AM


Pandora is not "fat", she's "plesantly fluffy". Cleo is "Quite fluffy".
;o)

Both of them hate cheeze wizz ;o)

Helen M

Signs That Your Cat is Too Fat

* Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.
* Confused guests constantly mistaking him for a beanbag chair.
* Always lands on her spleen.
* Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
* No longer cleans self unless coated in Cheese Whiz.
* Cat food dish replaced with a trough.
* Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester
pantsuit.
* It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.
* Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.
* She only catches mice that get trapped in her gravitational pull.
* Has more chins than lives.


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Very funny.
Suz

Lesley Madigan wrote:

* Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens

It has to be Sonya!


Seems like it, doesn't it?

She's slowly showing signs that she's getting there. Her nipples have
grown, her tummy is rounded, she's trilling at everyone, she drug the
towels we gave her for a nest under Mandy's bed, and she walks splay
legged. She also seems to want more attention lately. I'd say she's
ready, but the kittens don't seem to agree.

Pam S.

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Lesley Madigan wrote:

* Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens

It has to be Sonya!


Seems like it, doesn't it?

She's slowly showing signs that she's getting there. Her nipples have
grown, her tummy is rounded, she's trilling at everyone, she drug the
towels we gave her for a nest under Mandy's bed, and she walks splay
legged. She also seems to want more attention lately. I'd say she's
ready, but the kittens don't seem to agree.

Pam S.

Gosh...that sounds like me back in July waiting for my little guy to be born
;p

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Lesley Madigan wrote:

* Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens

It has to be Sonya!


Seems like it, doesn't it?

She's slowly showing signs that she's getting there. Her nipples have
grown, her tummy is rounded, she's trilling at everyone, she drug the
towels we gave her for a nest under Mandy's bed, and she walks splay
legged. She also seems to want more attention lately. I'd say she's
ready, but the kittens don't seem to agree.

Pam S.

Gosh...that sounds like me back in July waiting for my little guy to be
born
;p

Bet it was dark under that bed! ;)

Signs That Your Cat is Too Fat


Ah, Fluffy--the black hole with legs that my old landlord kept. :)

--Fil

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Lesley Madigan wrote:

* Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens

It has to be Sonya!


Seems like it, doesn't it?

She's slowly showing signs that she's getting there. Her nipples have
grown, her tummy is rounded, she's trilling at everyone, she drug the
towels we gave her for a nest under Mandy's bed, and she walks splay
legged. She also seems to want more attention lately. I'd say she's
ready, but the kittens don't seem to agree.

Pam S.

Gosh...that sounds like me back in July waiting for my little guy to be
born
;p

Bet it was dark under that bed! ;)

Hahaha! I did retreat to a dark room to be by myself for awhile.