Ok, all da KC kitties, gather round please. And any offur kitties or goggies who want do, you can join in if you want to. Yes, Milton, I know dat Francesca isn't here right now. Her is off on a secret mission fur da Community..

I fink just about efurryone except Ranger is too young to remember when I had to fight the Boss Greebling (I fink Ranger said info on that is online at https://groups.google.com/g/rec.pets.../6XINCYJp8kkJ). In my video chat wif some skwirls and raccooms and possums I know, it sounds like a new Boss Greebling has shown up.

[Ranger] When Milton an da Dogg and I go in da back yard, all of our furriends tell us about lots an lots of greeblings being spotted in areas dat used to be greebling-free. And we'z hearing stories saying dat they're ALL OVER da Midwest US.

[Fred (very shyly, mostly hiding behind Ranger)] And I'm hearing stories about da greeblings are stealing fings from humans. An dey is mostly picking famblies wif kitties, an we figger dey is trying to embarrass da kitties.

[Sammy] Milton , Fred, and Mr Lucky have stumbled across some leads they need to investigate, that might lead to some resources to help us collect more information.

I am pretty sure that we need to find the new Boss Greebling and do something about him. What do you all think?