wafflycat wrote:
"kilikini" wrote in message
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Sorry that you had to deal with it. :-(

kili

Not half as sorry as you would be if you had to deal with mine ;-)

I find that if I've got trapped wind, a gentle massage of the abdomen
will help work it down to the lace where it can be released. I am
quite musical, too. I also once farted on a loose floorboard. There
was a cat attached to the other end of the floorboard. A cat doing
its crab impersonation with tail like a Christmas tree six feet off
the ground is quite amusing. In the bath, in can prolong the effect
of bubble bath. In a cold night, it can warm the duvet. When one has
a boyyfriend, you know you're on the track to a long-term
relationship when you are both comfortable being on farting-terms ;-)

Strike no matches.

Oh my GOSH, I'm laughing here! Thanks for that. :~)

kili