"Helen Miles" Mar 9, 2005 at 09:40 AM


Pandora is not "fat", she's "plesantly fluffy". Cleo is "Quite fluffy".
;o)

Both of them hate cheeze wizz ;o)

Helen M

Signs That Your Cat is Too Fat

* Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.
* Confused guests constantly mistaking him for a beanbag chair.
* Always lands on her spleen.
* Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
* No longer cleans self unless coated in Cheese Whiz.
* Cat food dish replaced with a trough.
* Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester
pantsuit.
* It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.
* Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.
* She only catches mice that get trapped in her gravitational pull.
* Has more chins than lives.


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Very funny.
Suz