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ai foolded mai hoomin
On 6/10/2011 6:38 AM, Amelia T Cat wrote: This shows a distinct lack of knowledge on the part of TED. They all the time seem to be unaware that, since cats are such noble and powerful creatures, we can control the force of gravity in our immediate vicinity. And since we are such attractive creatures, the attraction due to gravity is much stronger in the presence of a cat. So the scales say that we're too heavy just because they are assuming that the Earth's normal gravimetric attraction applies, when in fact it doesn't. Amelia Amelia, Yu are a furry furry smart kittie. Booker |
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Yu are a furry furry smart kittie.
Booker Thank you, Booker. It does amaze me sometimes how humans can be so ignorant of basic kitty- physics. Amelia |
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ai foolded mai hoomin
O T thinks this over, well as much as he is capable then turns to Piglett.
U kno dat iz one smartz cat him haz da answer to diz proflem, dere iznt a proflem. "Booker" wrote in message ... On 6/10/2011 6:38 AM, Amelia T Cat wrote: This shows a distinct lack of knowledge on the part of TED. They all the time seem to be unaware that, since cats are such noble and powerful creatures, we can control the force of gravity in our immediate vicinity. And since we are such attractive creatures, the attraction due to gravity is much stronger in the presence of a cat. So the scales say that we're too heavy just because they are assuming that the Earth's normal gravimetric attraction applies, when in fact it doesn't. Amelia Amelia, Yu are a furry furry smart kittie. Booker |
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ai foolded mai hoomin
mine name iz MH anna i aproofez diz message!!!
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ... On Fri, 10 Jun 2011 03:14:35 +0000, AT)yahoo(DOT)com (Gandalf wrote: mai hooman haz had da nerf to putted myownself onna dyit, beclawsw da TED sed dat ai am tu fluffi egzept da TED dident sai ai waz fluffi, shee sayed dat ai wuz oberwate! This shows a distinct lack of knowledge on the part of TED. They all the time seem to be unaware that, since cats are such noble and powerful creatures, we can control the force of gravity in our immediate vicinity. And since we are such attractive creatures, the attraction due to gravity is much stronger in the presence of a cat. So the scales say that we're too heavy just because they are assuming that the Earth's normal gravimetric attraction applies, when in fact it doesn't. Amelia |
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ai foolded mai hoomin
Gandalf ingold1234 (AT) yahoo (DOT) com (Gandalf) wrote in message
... On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 21:50:27 -0700, "Sundance" wrote: Lorelei, I feelz yurown pane. Not onlee duz we not git enuf fudz, but Meowmie wastez fudz dat we kitteez kud eet! Tuday she made a toona samwich, an yoo know dat likwid datz in da kan along wif da toona? She pored it awl down da drane! Whut a waste! Sundance Gandalf ingold1234 (AT) yahoo (DOT) com (Gandalf) wrote in message ... mai hooman haz had da nerf to putted myownself onna dyit, beclawsw da TED sed dat ai am tu fluffi egzept da TED dident sai ai waz fluffi, shee sayed dat ai wuz oberwate! sew, ai em STARBIN, anna waistin awai anna soon, ai wil bee nuffin butt skin anna boenz! buttid todai, az uzualli, az sun az mai hooman gotted up frum hiz bed, he givved myownself da tini bit uv mai fudz, anna ai eeted it awl rite awai den laiter, ai wuz triin tu telz mai hoomin dat ai em awlmost starbin tu def, anna he gived me mai fuds AGIN! sew fur onced, ai em nawt STARBIN, liek ai uzuely am ai em goin tu taek a gnap nao, beclawz ai debervez it lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu aiez mai hoomin iz gnice about dis winneber he opins a kan uf da tunnyfishys, he porez da tunnyfishy wadder onta mai fuds butted, useualli ai hasta wate untl da next tiem ai gits moar fudz butted, ai alwaiz getz it anna ai lubs tunnyfishy wadder! anna sumtiems, he gibs myownslf sum uf da tunnyfishy, tu! Yu gotz uh gudgud hoomin, Lorry! -- Pitô.ônya |
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