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Old June 9th 11, 07:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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whut da sof t kalled a stealth tax, hersef had leafed a sammich onna
breekfezt bar... it wuz cut inna twiangle... it had bread, tomato, mayo,
mustard, owlde fashuned loaf, anna swizz cheeze... it wuz unattended fura
time while da soft leafed fur da hoomin litterbox... when hersef returned
haf wuz fine, but haf hadda breadz opin, anna meat anna cheeze wuz gone...
den she sqweeled wif delite when she finded dat da sumcat had note eated
alla meatz anna cheeze dat had been remofed...

reported by a nonamowze kitty repurrter


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Old June 9th 11, 11:04 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 01:41:36 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

whut da sof t kalled a stealth tax, hersef had leafed a sammich onna
breekfezt bar... it wuz cut inna twiangle... it had bread, tomato, mayo,
mustard, owlde fashuned loaf, anna swizz cheeze... it wuz unattended fura
time while da soft leafed fur da hoomin litterbox... when hersef returned
haf wuz fine, but haf hadda breadz opin, anna meat anna cheeze wuz gone...
den she sqweeled wif delite when she finded dat da sumcat had note eated
alla meatz anna cheeze dat had been remofed...

reported by a nonamowze kitty repurrter


It could haff beed a GREEBLING! I chase dem after chase red dot. Maybe
it was not sumkitty but greebling instedd! I will catch red dot an yow
will catch greebling!
Spring
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Old June 9th 11, 11:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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li;da beem all we knowz fur sure iz dat da soft wuzint berree happee,
anamowze repurter
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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On Thu, 9 Jun 2011 01:41:36 -0500, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

whut da sof t kalled a stealth tax, hersef had leafed a sammich onna
breekfezt bar... it wuz cut inna twiangle... it had bread, tomato, mayo,
mustard, owlde fashuned loaf, anna swizz cheeze... it wuz unattended fura
time while da soft leafed fur da hoomin litterbox... when hersef returned
haf wuz fine, but haf hadda breadz opin, anna meat anna cheeze wuz gone...
den she sqweeled wif delite when she finded dat da sumcat had note eated
alla meatz anna cheeze dat had been remofed...

reported by a nonamowze kitty repurrter


It could haff beed a GREEBLING! I chase dem after chase red dot. Maybe
it was not sumkitty but greebling instedd! I will catch red dot an yow
will catch greebling!
Spring



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Old June 9th 11, 01:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Kool. Waz it gud gud? Weze neffur ha owld fahunded loaf, but summkitty
heer steels budder off da toast.

Booker

On 6/8/2011 11:41 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
whut da sof t kalled a stealth tax, hersef had leafed a sammich onna
breekfezt bar... it wuz cut inna twiangle... it had bread, tomato, mayo,
mustard, owlde fashuned loaf, anna swizz cheeze... it wuz unattended fura
time while da soft leafed fur da hoomin litterbox... when hersef returned
haf wuz fine, but haf hadda breadz opin, anna meat anna cheeze wuz gone...
den she sqweeled wif delite when she finded dat da sumcat had note eated
alla meatz anna cheeze dat had been remofed...

reported by a nonamowze kitty repurrter


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Old June 9th 11, 05:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Jun 9, 8:39*am, Booker wrote:
Kool. Waz it gud gud? Weze neffur ha owld fahunded loaf, but summkitty
heer steels budder off da toast.

It is GNOTTED steeling if it is budder or cheez or milk ob ENNY kine.
(I made a jok beclaws cow-ladeez are call "kine' in ol-fashioned
Meowspeetsh) Derry produks ar MENT for kittees. Da cow-ladees dat r
fren Wascal meets in da out awl seigh so an hoo wood gno betterer.
Uncl Bill offun forgetses dat da bole ob sereal he puts on da tabl is
four me but I memember.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun
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Old June 9th 11, 06:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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well afur soft finded da left ofurz onna floor anna putted inna bowl fur
uses regular kittyz it wuz all eated anna nokitty hurked it up...

itz sorta greezy do, chester


"Booker" wrote in message
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Kool. Waz it gud gud? Weze neffur ha owld fahunded loaf, but summkitty
heer steels budder off da toast.

Booker

On 6/8/2011 11:41 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
whut da sof t kalled a stealth tax, hersef had leafed a sammich onna
breekfezt bar... it wuz cut inna twiangle... it had bread, tomato, mayo,
mustard, owlde fashuned loaf, anna swizz cheeze... it wuz unattended fura
time while da soft leafed fur da hoomin litterbox... when hersef returned
haf wuz fine, but haf hadda breadz opin, anna meat anna cheeze wuz
gone...
den she sqweeled wif delite when she finded dat da sumcat had note eated
alla meatz anna cheeze dat had been remofed...

reported by a nonamowze kitty repurrter




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Old June 9th 11, 06:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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onez trudi heped hersef to da middle offa stik of butterz, hersef did diz
beclawz da furree putted itsef onna table anna den soft removed itz lid anna
den dey stepped wot fur da fudzta finish anna so trudi eated it, chester
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Jun 9, 8:39 am, Booker wrote:
Kool. Waz it gud gud? Weze neffur ha owld fahunded loaf, but summkitty
heer steels budder off da toast.

It is GNOTTED steeling if it is budder or cheez or milk ob ENNY kine.
(I made a jok beclaws cow-ladeez are call "kine' in ol-fashioned
Meowspeetsh) Derry produks ar MENT for kittees. Da cow-ladees dat r
fren Wascal meets in da out awl seigh so an hoo wood gno betterer.
Uncl Bill offun forgetses dat da bole ob sereal he puts on da tabl is
four me but I memember.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


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Old June 9th 11, 07:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB[_2_]
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Default sumcatz tax or

Storrmmee wrote:
whut da sof t kalled a stealth tax, hersef had leafed a sammich onna
breekfezt bar... it wuz cut inna twiangle... it had bread, tomato, mayo,
mustard, owlde fashuned loaf, anna swizz cheeze... it wuz unattended fura
time while da soft leafed fur da hoomin litterbox... when hersef returned
haf wuz fine, but haf hadda breadz opin, anna meat anna cheeze wuz gone...
den she sqweeled wif delite when she finded dat da sumcat had note eated
alla meatz anna cheeze dat had been remofed...

reported by a nonamowze kitty repurrter


Sew gladdn shewuz happi. Hoomans ar slo lernrs it seams.Dey weely
dew itto temp da kitties. TuTu
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Old June 9th 11, 10:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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u iz korekt, it seemz dat ifin da hoomin wantsa be greedee anna keep it fur
demselfz dey shuld set it inna mikrowafe, ... anamuz repurrter
"MLB" wrote in message
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Storrmmee wrote:
whut da sof t kalled a stealth tax, hersef had leafed a sammich onna
breekfezt bar... it wuz cut inna twiangle... it had bread, tomato, mayo,
mustard, owlde fashuned loaf, anna swizz cheeze... it wuz unattended fura
time while da soft leafed fur da hoomin litterbox... when hersef returned
haf wuz fine, but haf hadda breadz opin, anna meat anna cheeze wuz
gone... den she sqweeled wif delite when she finded dat da sumcat had
note eated alla meatz anna cheeze dat had been remofed...

reported by a nonamowze kitty repurrter

Sew gladdn shewuz happi. Hoomans ar slo lernrs it seams.Dey weely
dew itto temp da kitties. TuTu



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Old June 10th 11, 12:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Default sumcatz tax or

Da gramby haz nebber bougthted a big fing of ice kream az long as I hab
knowed herself. But her did the ofther day anna effertime she gets sum we
all managed to get into it. She uzuallie gibez uz sum jus so she kan eat
herown. Piglett licking her chops, she does like ice cream

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Jun 9, 8:39 am, Booker wrote:
Kool. Waz it gud gud? Weze neffur ha owld fahunded loaf, but summkitty
heer steels budder off da toast.

It is GNOTTED steeling if it is budder or cheez or milk ob ENNY kine.
(I made a jok beclaws cow-ladeez are call "kine' in ol-fashioned
Meowspeetsh) Derry produks ar MENT for kittees. Da cow-ladees dat r
fren Wascal meets in da out awl seigh so an hoo wood gno betterer.
Uncl Bill offun forgetses dat da bole ob sereal he puts on da tabl is
four me but I memember.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

 




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